well I can't set my house on fire every night
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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