508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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