My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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