shes about as inviting as chlamydia
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Randomize
