It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize