I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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