i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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