sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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