he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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