On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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