Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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