there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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