You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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