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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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