Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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