Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Everything about him screamed your future.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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