Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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