Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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