Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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