i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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