So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You are a genius and a whore.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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