i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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