she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize