Jerry, you need to find god
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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