It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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