If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
