...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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