If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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