my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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