It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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