YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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