Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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