would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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