dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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