I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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