That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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