Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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