you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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