We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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