I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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