just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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