Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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