If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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