can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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