I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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