I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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