come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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