normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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