im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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