yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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