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The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
one two three fourrrrnication!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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