Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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