I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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