So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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